But before
leaving, the Ethiopians play one last trick on us. When we come to the border
post, both the customs and immigration officers are still not back from their
lunch break… at 3 o’clock in the afternoon! It takes two hours for them to
finally perform their duties. I can’t resist telling the touts around me, as
well as the customs officer, how fed up I am with the Ethiopians.
On the
Sudanese side the circus starts all over again: immigration, customs, and
security service. Most people in Arabic-speaking Sudan don’t master the Roman
alphabet well, so you can imagine that documenting our passport data in at
least five different notebooks – each time in triplicate, using an unwilling
carbon paper – is a tedious procedure. The customs officer on duty refers us then
to his superior, who has to stamp a paper and cash some money. Of course he’s
eating too at the moment. So we wait. We decline the offer to share lunch with
the rest of the staff. Very nice and all, but we just want to go!
We spend
the first night in Gedaref, a hot, windy and dusty town on the edge of the
desert. We have to get used again to higher prices for accommodation (because
of little tourism and the cost of much-needed air-con), the necessity to
haggle (Arab-style) and the general islamic atmosphere, but in general we feel very welcome and friendliness is
for free. Sadly, there is a huge language barrier, perhaps the most insurmountable
from all countries that we have visited until now. Few people speak more than
one or two words of English.
Every tiny
village along the road to Khartoum has a fuel station with cheap petrol, a
parking lot for mastodon trucks and donkeys eating the waste dumped next to the
road. Modern times are also present in the form of a speed gun documenting my
outrageous 100km/h, while the limit is 90. I get away with a warning, probably
because my Arabic is not good enough to understand I’m being fined.
All the way to Khartoum, we see dead cows and now and then a donkey or a goat lying next to the road. At first, we think they are road-kill, like in Ethiopia, but it turns out that some of them have died while on transport to Khartoum and were pushed off the trucks. Others might have succumbed to the drought that is affecting not only the Horn of Africa – which has made it to the headlines recently – but also these more inland parts of East-Africa. The heat in this time of the year is almost unbearable indeed. Opening the visor even slightly is like opening an oven door and we are melting away in our biking garment, which makes us think of silly nicknames like Sun-fried Isabel and Captain Solo after the famous butter commercials starring a lump of Solo sizzling in a cooking pan…
All the way to Khartoum, we see dead cows and now and then a donkey or a goat lying next to the road. At first, we think they are road-kill, like in Ethiopia, but it turns out that some of them have died while on transport to Khartoum and were pushed off the trucks. Others might have succumbed to the drought that is affecting not only the Horn of Africa – which has made it to the headlines recently – but also these more inland parts of East-Africa. The heat in this time of the year is almost unbearable indeed. Opening the visor even slightly is like opening an oven door and we are melting away in our biking garment, which makes us think of silly nicknames like Sun-fried Isabel and Captain Solo after the famous butter commercials starring a lump of Solo sizzling in a cooking pan…
Khartoum must
be asleep or praying, because as we arrive on Friday afternoon through the 6-lane
boulevards and between the flashy skyscrapers and industrial looking apartment
blocks, the streets are practically deserted. To keep up with our schedule we
want to leave tomorrow, preferably around midday, but not until we’ve finished
a long list of formalities. The first thing we need to do in Khartoum is
register with the Aliens Department, a ritual to be performed no later than
three days after arrival in the country. Uncle Al-Bashir sure likes to check up
on his visitors! Early morning, we start to look for the registration office.
It is not where Lonely Planet or T4A say it is. Officials whom we ask for its location
look at us like we are asking them to eat their shoes or convert to
Christianism. It takes a couple of hours and tens of kilometers of aimlessly
riding though the city before we finally find the place.

The rest of
the afternoon we spend in a family park, where we wait fruitlessly for the
Ferris Wheel to open and cast a view on the confluence of the White and Blue
Nile. On our way to the exit we stroll past families sitting in the shade and
eating sweets, rusted theme park attractions and shooting stalls with Chinese
made plastic animal prizes, while the inaugural speech of the new president of
the republic of South-Sudan is broadcasted on the radio. A truly surreal
experience of a historical moment.
That night,
Hussam offers us a nice meal and a personal insight into his country. We learn about
the sentence for getting caught drinking alcohol (42 whip lashes for a Sudanese,
40 for a foreigner), the Sudanese’s obsession with uncovered hair justifying
why their women can’t dress in accordance to the hot weather, we hear about the
official ban on English classes in schools, how The Republic of the Sudan
government doesn’t recognize Israel, how they use their centuries-old adage
“Divide et impera” to arm tribes and secure their own position, and finally how
Al Bashir has lost the support of most people and will probably lose power
soon: not by elections (this is Sudan!), but by a coup.
With the obligatory
Travel and Photo Permit in our pocket – a peculiar piece of paper that states
nonsense like that we should inform government authorities before actually
starting to film – we leave in the afternoon for Begarawiya and the famous
pyramids of Meroe. We have the whole site to ourselves, to discover the
impressive sand-covered tombs with the badly damaged carvings. It hurts to see
how restorations have been undertaken in the seventies and eighties, but have stopped
thereafter and nowadays it seems as if they just don’t care anymore. A flat
tire delays us – once again the valve has been ripped off –and so we arrive in
Atbara in the dark.
Atbara must
be among the hottest places on Earth. The burning sun will leave you shriveled
and dry even after a short walk to the market to buy a spare inner tube. From
Atbara, we no longer follow the meandering course of the Nile, but cross the
desert directly to Karima instead.
The archeological site is again badly littered and vandalized and it requires not only a lot of patience, but also three guards, a translator on the phone, a guy with a suitcase selling us a ticket and another one carrying the key to see the beautiful frescos of the temple of Mut. It makes us curious of visiting Egypt’s patrimony; surely it will be less intimate, but better conserved and professionally managed?
The archeological site is again badly littered and vandalized and it requires not only a lot of patience, but also three guards, a translator on the phone, a guy with a suitcase selling us a ticket and another one carrying the key to see the beautiful frescos of the temple of Mut. It makes us curious of visiting Egypt’s patrimony; surely it will be less intimate, but better conserved and professionally managed?
We continue
to Dongola where, tired as we are, we have to check four hotels before we find
a room; only – not being married – we can’t sleep in it together unless I pay a
visit to the nearby National Security Service office for a stamped authorization
certificate. The Security official on duty, sitting in the courtyard in front
of the television, wearing his pajamas, is helpful and very friendly, but oh so
slow…
The
following day we have to complete the 450 km ride to Wadi Halfa despite of the
heat and late-night-street-food-induced bowel disturbances! We skip the visits
to archeological sites and just ride through the pretty desert scenery, with an
occasional glimpse of the green patch bordering the Nile. Upon arrival we
decide to go to Mazar – the guy who would provide us ferry tickets – first. He
isn’t there, but his mother invites us into the courtyard, where we end up
staying the night, sleeping under the stars.
Next
morning, it almost feels as if we are on an organized tour when we ride to the
ferry in single file with a group of South-African overlanders.
It becomes less Thomas Cook-like when we have to wait several hours in the burning sun to embark the bikes on the passenger ferry, while people are doing their best to create chaos. We are lucky the bikes can go with us, because the vehicle barge is not leaving just yet.
When everything and everybody’s aboard we install ourselves under a rescue boat on the top deck, together with An and Jo and Kristina and Andrew, two young couples driving their 4WD’s through the continent and beyond. They tell us their story of how they tried to cross into Egypt by land, arriving up to the Sudanese border post after driving through the sand for days, seeing the tarmac on the Egyptian side, and not being allowed to continue… Before we go to sleep, we contemplate on the pointlessness of this expensive ferry circus, while gliding past the beautifully lit temples of Abu Simbel...
It becomes less Thomas Cook-like when we have to wait several hours in the burning sun to embark the bikes on the passenger ferry, while people are doing their best to create chaos. We are lucky the bikes can go with us, because the vehicle barge is not leaving just yet.
When everything and everybody’s aboard we install ourselves under a rescue boat on the top deck, together with An and Jo and Kristina and Andrew, two young couples driving their 4WD’s through the continent and beyond. They tell us their story of how they tried to cross into Egypt by land, arriving up to the Sudanese border post after driving through the sand for days, seeing the tarmac on the Egyptian side, and not being allowed to continue… Before we go to sleep, we contemplate on the pointlessness of this expensive ferry circus, while gliding past the beautifully lit temples of Abu Simbel...
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